Papa

Dad and I was driving around one day, and we passed this shop called 'LOL Cafe'.

Dad : Hahahahahahaha. They come up with weird names this day. what the hell is lol cafe.

Me : It means Laugh Out Loud..
Dad : *super shocked face* wait, it means something??

Me : Ya...Laugh.Out.Loud.

Dad : Why?

Me : Well, if you're texting somebody and if you're laughing, you dont have to type "hahahahaha" instead you can just type LOL.

Dad : They did'nt have this during MY time.

Me : Your time, even phones were'nt invented.heh.

Dad : Now i can save time and just type LOL *proud-that-he-learnt-something-big-look*

And then i was complaining to him...

Me : Abah, you know when my car broke down, no one bothered to help.

Dad : That's because you don't look like Aishwarya Rai.

Me : You do realise my looks are from you, right. Gee thanks for not looking like Aish!I could really use the help.

There was once, I punctured my tyre, I called him, so he came..

Me : I don't know how to change the tyre.

Dad : Me too.

Me : ....................

Me : Can u help me take out the tyre

Dad : Nope. I might get my hands and shirt dirty.

Me : Seriously, why are u even here?

Dad : U asked me to come...

Me : ................

See, I have to live with this everyday. Its kinda fun. He's such a girl.Love!

"I think I'm preety" -Dad, the vain-est man I've ever seen.